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Discordian calendar
The Discordian or Erisian calendar is an alternative calendar used by some adherents of Discordianism. It is specified on page 00034 of the Principia Discordia.[1]
The Discordian year 1 YOLD is 1166 BC. (Elsewhere in the Principia Discordia, it is mentioned that the Curse of Greyface occurred in 1166 BC, so this is presumably the start-date of the calendar.[2]) While the abbreviation "YOLD" isn't used in the Principia, and the phrase "Year of Our Lady of Discord" is only mentioned once [3], it is a Discordian tradition to use that designation.
Composition
The Discordian calendar has five 73-day seasons: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and The Aftermath. The Discordian year is aligned with the Gregorian calendar and begins on January 1, thus Chaos 1, Template:Dis-year YOLD is January 1, 2024 Gregorian.
The Erisian week consists of five days: Sweetmorn, Boomtime, Pungenday, Prickle-Prickle, and Setting Orange. The days of the week are named after the five basic Discordian elements: Sweet, Boom, Pungent, Prickle, and Orange. There are 73 of these weeks per year.
Every fourth year on the Discordian calendar, starting in 2 YOLD, an extra day is inserted between Chaos 59 and Chaos 60 called St. Tib's Day. This is because 4 years + 1 day = 5, a holy number, but the Discordian leap year also coincides with the Gregorian one. The result of this is that any given day of the year in the Discordian calendar may be taken to correspond to the same day of the year in the Gregorian calendar, and vice versa (but see "St. Tib's Day dispute", below).
There are Apostle Holydays on the 5th day of each season, named after the 5 Discordian apostles: Mungday, for Hung Mung; Mojoday, for Dr Van Van Mojo; Syaday, for Sri Syadasti; Zaraday, for Zarathud; and Maladay, for Malaclypse the Elder. There are also Season Holydays on the 50th of each season: Chaoflux, Discoflux, Confuflux, Bureflux, and Afflux.
| Holyday | Discordian calendar | Gregorian calendar |
|---|---|---|
| Mungday | Chaos 5 | January 5 |
| Chaoflux | Chaos 50 | February 19 |
| St. Tib's Day | St. Tib's Day | February 29 |
| Mojoday | Discord 5 | March 19 |
| Discoflux | Discord 50 | May 3 |
| Syaday | Confusion 5 | May 31 |
| Confuflux | Confusion 50 | July 15 |
| Zaraday | Bureaucracy 5 | August 12 |
| Bureflux | Bureaucracy 50 | September 26 |
| Maladay | The Aftermath 5 | October 24 |
| Afflux | The Aftermath 50 | December 8 |
Only these eleven dates are named in the Principia Discordia - however, Discordians have felt free to invent other holidays which have become popular to varying degrees. Some of these include Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day (March 25/Discord 11); Jake Day (April 6/Discord 23 or occasionally May 23/Discord 70), a day to send tongue-in-cheek letters, emails or faxes to an official or bureaucracy; Towel Day (May 25/Discord 72); Mid Year's Day (July 2/ Confusion 37); X-Day (July 5/Confusion 40); and Multiversal Underwear Day (August 10/Bureaucracy 3).[4]
St. Tib's Day dispute
Since 3171 YOLD (2005 CE), a schism has arisen within Discordianism over the St. Tib's Day rule. The Discordian Calendar, as described in the Principia Discordia, is unclear about whether the St. Tib's Day rule follows the Julian or Gregorian Calendar.
The rule as given is "occurs once every four years", which would imply that the Discordian Calendar is effectively aligned to the Julian calendar and that the year begins on December 19 Julian. In this interpretation, the Discordian and Gregorian calendars are only aligned for the two centuries between Chaos 60, 3066 YOLD (March 1, 1900 Gregorian) and Chaos 59, 3266 YOLD (February 28, 2100 Gregorian).
However, that page also claims to be a "Perpetual Date Converter from Gregorian to POEE Calendar", which implies that the Discordian and Gregorian calendars are perpetually aligned. In this interpretation, St. Tib's Day is skipped in years where the year ends in 66, unless the number of the century when divided by 4 leaves a remainder of 3 (e.g., since 31 = (7 * 4) + 3, 3166 was a leap year and 3566 will be a leap year, while 3266, 3366 and 3466 will not).
Implementations
ddate, a program that prints the current date in the Discordian calendar, is part of the util-linux package of basic system utilities.[1] As such, it is included in nearly all Linux distributions, despite some resistance [2]. There are many other programs with similar functionality.
References
- ↑ Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00034
- ↑ Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00042
- ↑ Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00053
- ↑ Holydays
External links
- Online Gregorian-to-Erisian Date Converter
- Discordian Holydays in iCalendar format
- Current Discordian Date and Holydays available via Twitter
- Mac OS X Dashboard Widget to calculate current Discordian date
- Post Principia Discordia holydays including Jake Day
- Discordian Calendar described in the Principia Discorda
- 817 A.S.: Temporary Autonomous Zoners celebrate Jake Day with an Open House and Agape Ludens Ritual at the Temple of Eris, Pueblo Bonito Station, Baffin System, Sirius Sector.
