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User:Scott Gall
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I'm Scott Gall. I am an uncircumcised 16-year-old male of Caucasian origin from Dunedin, New Zealand (if you anarchists are too worried about your anarchy to remember where New Zealand is [because we do have to forget stuff to make room for more,] you can find out about it by clicking on this link - I hope you haven't forgotten what a mouse is for.)
I have user accounts on Wikipedia, Meta-Wiki, Meta-Anarchopedia, Wikicities, Wikinfo, and Uncyclopedia.