K-I-S-S-I-N-G

K-I-S-S-I-N-G is the (assumed) name of a playground song. It really only achieves its desired effect, embarrassment, when sang among children. The embarrassment is derived from the prospect of contact between a boy and a girl, thereby infecting both with cooties. It goes something like this:

Harry and Sally sitting in a tree:
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes a baby in the baby carriage!

The phrase "a baby" can be replaced with another child's name, causing further embarrassment. The names "Harry" and "Sally" are, of course, replaced by the names of the ones to be embarrassed. Occasionally, a second verse may be added to the tune of: That's not all! That's not all! Harry's drinking Alcohol!

in this case the name of either child is substituted for Harry.