Fizzleyak

 

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Fizzleyak is Giggaplex for "The Wonder." As The Wonder, Fizzleyak is all-knowing. Being thus, Fizzleyak rejects popular notions of language and communication and practices the tradition of direct connection with society through the means of seemingly random phrases in the form of song titles (known in Giggaplex as Zanderbloqs). This affinity with society unfortunately stems confusion and its difficult subject matter promotes a natural disinclination to understand the dialect.

Zanderbloqs

To this day, Fizzleyak has written over 1000 Zanderbloqs. However, as Fizzleyak is a known recluse, the vertible meaning of each Zanderblok is unknown. From what has been collected and analyzed by scientists, the possibilities are endless.

The Question of Accompanying Music

A man by the name of Kungpowbetty (Giggaplex for "The Sex Bringer") has been posting reviews for each Zanderbloq on a popular message board. The authenticity of these reviews has not been determined, but it is known that Fizzleyak has recorded music.

Most Popular Zanderbloqs

• I Everyday Bombin' You
• Only A Curly Hair Weeping Poonjabi
• Nude Jude Blues
• Woundpound Hammerwimp (LO mix)
• You Germ With a Perm
• Floating On Pool Tables/The Bitch Tablet
• Liquid Drinks (Sea Vegetable Annihilator)
• Save Slave Nite
• Although You Could Be a Ho (Beezink Burd Mix)
• Ankylosaurus Bang
• Watchful Sucka
• Cinder Block 1933 Ex-Sex Indian-Style
• Party in my Calf
• Get In My Goblin-Grenade-Magic-Card Dreams
• Planet Fuck
• Gooseleg Delux
• Yak Feast
• Fluckb Cortaslim Dong
• Tabletop Tits
• If the Emergency Brakes Were On That Whole Time, This Fist Won't Be A Fist, It'll Be Your Face!
• Dick n' Poo (Is That My Dick on that Billboard Mix)
• Why We Ride For Rimz And Not Doctorial Degreez (Outro)
• Gankfoot
• Make Me Wanna Roll
• Captain Yeno
• Playgrounds
• Proclamin' This Here Hill in the Name of Saint Jordan Reffe
• Wisecracker eh?
• Vietnam Memorybook
• Greatshot
• Are You the Goopsh Situation Bringer?
• Raw Meat Statue of Kate Bush
• The Longest Qard
• The Only Remix You Will Ever Hear, Again Or Maybe And
• Hard to Ben Stiller That Drugdealer
• No Jo Flow
• Usurp a Slurpee, Baby Boy
• Against Meh DBM808 Junlg Mix
• Pleez Let Me Eat Cheez
• 1 Tap 2 Tap 3 Tap 4 (F.O.L.K.L.O.R.E.)
• There Goes My Bra!
• Sure It Hurts, You're Stepping On Matt Groening's Boner
• Linger like a Cheeto Puff on Friday Morn
• Punch My Junk
• I Hate Big Trucks. I Also Have Big Ideas. I Once Told Jimmy Fallon To Suck It...And He Did!
• The Snapple Lady's Venture into Lesbianism
• The Slippery Banana Comedy Club
• Free Shocktarts
• The V-wing Starfighter Cannot Beat My Droid Ion Blaster (Pussymoney)
• Ghost Humper
• Bearback On A Bear
• Upton Sinclair Had Sex
• Reason Forklift Notwist?
• Smile, You're on AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
• Biblethumpers R Biblehumpers
• Radiate Yer Nuclear Beams to My DNA and Scramble my Gene Pool like an Asshole Would
• Edward Norton + Bar o' Soap = Dinglassen
• Lake Ryan Dunn
• Larva Splash
• Dental Disaster
• Wishbonin' It
• I'm Proud Of Jew
• I Querer Food
• Nice Nr. Niggles
• The Ugliest Calculus Function This Side of Georgia
• Horsehell
• Hey, Remember When We All Just Fucked?
• Yummy Yum Dumshit
• Condoms That Don't Work Protect You Better Than Choppin' Dat Shat Erfff! (1 Love)
• Tattoo of Michael Anthony Hall Around My Bellybutton
• Media Blackmail: The Lighter Side of
• I Told You, I Had An Affair With the Black Kid from Little Rascals!
• Ween'd Too Early in History: The Story of King Kong and John Locke
• Be A Plant for Christmas
• Weird Mexico
• Pestojerk
• Lil' God
• Yawn, What a Boring Lawn (Deathfucker 2000)
• Gino's First Tom Collins
• Minotaur You
• Really Rong
• Ricky vs. Cobra
• Laugh Twice, and Bob Hope is Reborn as a Tostido
• African Necklace (Don't Wake Daddy)
• Naas All Cases
• A Nillion Dorks
• 3 Trillion F's
• Gone Glad
• Satan's News
• Rollercoaster Fingers
• Behind Eyebrow Eyes
• 2 Words: Alan Parsons
• Blubber Yorke
• She Swore She'd Never Love Another Imperial Starfighter Again
• Next Time, Bring Some Monopoly Money
• 100 Year Gwar
• Then She Farted
• Word to the Wise: You're a Breast Plate
• Silent Merzbow
• A Bootstrap Goes A Long Way
• By the Power Invested in Steve Ballmer
• Read My Lips: Fuck Dinner
• Ain't Got a Racecar, Does Greg Proops?
• Subjective Tontons
• Invisible Comedian
• Peace, Love, and Cleveland Steamers
• Oil Stupids
• Look Out For That Minefield Johnny Unitas!
• Yeah, I Got a Porn Collection, and It's Mostly Gay, So What?
• God I Hate Oprah, She's So Dum-Dum
• Cash in Ya Chips
• You Are a Wireless Adapter
• Amazing Grace's Last Licks
• Overflush
• Bump The Things You Like
• Gruel-Os
• Do You Wanna Know My Secret?
• Stop-Motion Boo-boos
• Chocolate Milk Ambient Works
• Whipcream On Frank Sinatra’s Butt
• a) Will You Marry Me? b) Yes I Will c) The Last of the Mohicans
• Slam Dumb
• Unstoppable Car
• Wal-Green Tips
• Boys Like Girls (Bitches Like Riches)
• Sometimes, Myths R Real
• Nazi Rule In E Minor

Criticism

One critic, named Benny Multinational, said "Fizzleyak is really not good. Whoever is using that name is a real stupid jerk person. I hate him who do!" He was retaded. Fizzleyak also has been said to have links to Al-Queda and Johnny Knoxville. Images of Fizzleyak having sex with a craisin have been posted numerous times on various message boards, although it is hard to tell if it was Photoshopped or not (it wasn't). Fizzleyak is also said to be a certified genius, like Aphex Twin and Timothy McVeigh.