Buntard

Buntard is an all round famous thing that looks retarded. It looks kinda funny and tastes good... Makes a special cameo appearance in Super Smash Brothers Brawl and was stolen to make a digimon in the famous tv show, Digimon.

Creation of the Buntard

My friend was making bunyips for art and then we started to add the word "Retard" into it. It was origanlly called "Reyip" but that sounded just stupid. So we made "Buntard" and there you go!!!

The Real Creation of the Buntard

The Buntard was originally created when two monkeys and a dog had sex together. suprisingly the Buntard looked very similar to the human, except it looked very retarded. In the year 1916 another Buntard was made. The two Buntards that existed had sex and gave birth to 20 other Buntards.

The Actual Real Creation of the Buntard

Well, seen as how the first creation was the actual one and the second was some other one with sexual references (heh heh - sex is funny 'cause it's a naughty word!) it is now time for the "ACTUAL REAL CREATION OF THE BUNTARD".

Gather Round Children, for the legend of the Buntard... Once upon a time in the middle of outback Australia, also known as, the middle of Australia, a mighty Bunyip ruled the land. But as time moved on and Europeans began to expand, a population of wiggers from America (not to be confused with Oompa Loompa Land) moved through Australia like the plague. As they spred there wannabe-ee-ness throughout the land, the group finally reached the Bunyip's lair. As they spotted the magnificent creature from behind a local McDonald's "restaurant" a plan was hatched. They decided to go and "Gang Bang" the Bunyip just like they thought their African-American idols would do. As the Bunyip slept that night, the wiggers jumped out and got busy. The next morning the Bunyip had a very long shower, trying to scrub out the dirty-ness that he felt, but there was no way that he was going to be able to get rid of the retard/bunyip child that he bore. In no longer than a (umm... one plus two, divided by three-hundred-and-fifty-six multiplied by a semi-colon and replaced with a/b/c equals...) few months, the first of the "Buntards" was born, into a world of unacceptance and derogitoryism... Now-a-days Buntards live amongst us, and although you may not know it yet, you too may be a Buntard.

THE END

Other Variations

• "Buntardmon"
• "Rebun"
• "Bunre"
• "Tardyip"
• "Yiptard"
• "Bunco" (Unco Buntard)
• "Bimtard" (Bimbo retard)
• "Bunbim" (Bunyip Bimbo)
• "Bimyup" (Another Bimbo Bunyip)
• "Bunbimtard" (Bimbo Bunyip Retard)
• "Botardbun" (Once again, a Bimbo Bunyip Retard)
• "Bimbuncotard" (Unco Bimbo Bunyip Retard: P.S. Very long and hard to use)
• "Unbuncotard" (Another Unco buntard)
• "Blunbincotaratuglyoob" (Bloody Unco Bimbo Bunyip Retarted Fat Ugly Noob)
• "Hello Kitty"
• "Ellen DeGeneres"
• "John Howard"
• "That Guy From the Arctic Circle"
• "Yo Mumma"
• "Oscar Wilde...s arch enemy..."

More Info on Buntards

There are many Buntards that live in our society. Buntards look like humans. They even have races like ours. Some are Asian, some are Australian, and some are even Gingers. Though Buntards look very similar to humans, their body parts and thier vision are very different to humans. They eat the same way as us but they see different colours that we do. For example if there is a blue pen, Buntards would see the red that we see, but call it blue because to them it looks like red, like a tomato. Buntards have many pass-times, such as poking cow in their eyes, singing the holy Buntard Song (see Buntard song below), clapping very loudly with their "unnaturally large" hands and eating blue pens, because they think that they are red tomatoes. Many people would think that Buntards are a bad thing, but Buntards think that Buntards are a good thing. To be a true Buntard you must follow the twelve Buntarded Commandments, which were created by the famous Buntard, named Buntarded Buntard.

The 12 Buntarded Commandments:

• Commandment Number One: I, Buntarded Buntard, am the Lord, Your God

• Commandment Number Two: Thou shalt have no other Buntarded Gods before me

• Commandment Number Three: Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol, unless that idol is a Buntard from Australian/American/etc. Idol

• Commandment Number Four: Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy Buntarded God unless it is really funny

• Commandment Number Five: Remember the Buntardbath (Yay! Buntard's get Sunday off! Woohoo!) and keep it buntardedly-holy

• Commandment Number Six: Honour thy Mother and Father especially if they are Buntarded singers from Idol

• Commandment Number Seven: Thou shalt not murder... unless it is a really annoying insect such as flys, ants, wasps, bees, etc.

• Commandment Number Eight: Thou shalt not commit adultery... It may freak out all of the "normal" people in the world.

• Commandment Number Nine: Thou shalt not steal unless you are in a real need of a stupid helmet.

• Commandment Number Ten: Thou shalt not bear false witness to our most favourite of television programs, Spongebob Squarepants, for if you did not watch it you shall be shunned! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

• Commandment Number Eleven: Thou shalt not teepee thy neighbour's house

• Commandment Number Twelve: Thou shalt help me get this page permanent without putting anyone down, except for politcians, tv stars, etc.!!! Please!!!

The Buntard Song

The Buntard Song, created by Buntarded Buntard himself. The tune is the same as the 'My mum's making kanton' song in the add. This is were they got the song of the add from.

Buntards, ain't from Hong Kong

It doesn't take long, doodahdoodoodoodoodoooooooo

Buntards, aint from Hong Kong

It doesn't take long, for the word to spread around (yeah)

Buntards, ain't from Hong Kong

It doesn't take long, dahdoododoodoo

This one reason that Buntards are called Buntards. Buntard.

Second verse

BUNTARDS! WE ARE BUNTARDS!

IT DOESN'T BUNTARD!

BECUASE WE ARE ALL BUNTARDS!

GOOOOO BUNTARDS!

Buntards in Society

Buntards have been making contributions to our society throughout the world. Known buntards from around our planet Earth have been and are playing major roles in the development of the arts, science and technology, medical research and politics (Note: If you can read this sentence you are a politician at heart and nobody actually likes you. That is right, not even your mum likes you!).

The Black Eyed Peas

A group of famous buntards are the musical group, "The Black Eyed Peas". They have tried to spred acceptance of the Buntard through all of the countries of the world but were very unsuccessful in there attempts. The only countries to listen to the Black Eyed Peas' pleeds were Luxemburg and the south island of New Zealand. Some of you may have heard the very popular song writen by the Black Eyed Peas, "Let's Get It Started". Some of you may also have heard about the controversial original version, "Let's Get Retarded". Whilst "Let's Get Retarded" was a version of this popular musical masterpiece, it was not the original. Below are the lyrics to the actual version of the song, "Let's Get Buntarded". Enjoy!

Let's Get Buntarded, in here...

And we look like buntard' buntard',

and buntard' buntard',

and buntard' buntard',

and buntard' buntard',

and buntard' buntard',

and buntard' buntard',

and buntard' buntard',

and buntard' buntard', and...

In this context, there's no disrespect,

so, when I bust my rhyme, you eat your pens.

We got five minutes for us to disconnect,

from all intellect collect the buntard effect.

Obstacles are inefficient,

follow your intuition,

free your inner 'tard and break away from tradition.

Coz when we 'tard out,

girl it's scary no doubt.

You wouldn't believe how we 'tard stuff out.

Stink it till it's stunk out.

Slap it till it's slapped out.

'Tard up from north, west, east, south.

[Chorus:]

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.

Get stupid.

Get buntarded, get buntarded, get buntarded.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Yeah.

Lose control, of body and bowel.

Don't eat too fast, buntards, ya might eat a towel.

Don't think ahead, just jump into it.

Ya'll got a body, twelve layers of it.

Get bloated, get stupid.

You'll want me buntard people; we'll 'tard you through it.

Slap by slap, like you're a new buntard.

Stench by stench with the new solution.

Poo farts hit, and cause delusion. The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'.

[Chorus:]

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.

Get stupid.

Get buntarded, get buntarded, get buntarded.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Yeah.

buntard buntard,

and buntard buntard,

and buntard buntard,

and buntard buntard and...

C'mon y'all, lets smell like poo!

Let's smell like poo! (in here)

Let's smell like poo!

Let's smell like poo! (in here)

Let's smell like poo!

Let's smell like poo! (in here) Ow, ow, ow!

Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

Let's get dumb, I'm a dill.

It's a trait, we'll bring the schools top drible. (Just)

Lose your mind this is the time,

Ya'll test this drible, Just and bang your spine. (Just)

Bob your head like epilepsy, up inside your house or in your bent tree.

Get messy, loud and sick.

Ya'll disgrace yourselves in another loo trip. (So)

Come on now do not correct it, let's get buntarded let's get bented.

[Chorus:]

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.

Get stupid.

Get buntarded, get buntarded, get buntarded.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Let's get buntarded in (ha),

let's get buntarded in here.

Yeah.

Lets smell like poo!

Lets smell like poo! (in here)

Lets smell like poo!

Lets smell like poo! (in here)

Lets smell like poo!

Lets smell like poo! (in here) Ow, ow, ow!

Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

Buntard buntard, and buntard buntard, and buntard buntard, and buntard buntard

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Buntard Mythology

The Buntards, being much more interesting than other civilisations, invented stories that people like the Ancient Greeks have written. The only thing is that the Ancient Greeks copied the Buntards!

Below are some of the Buntarded Stories that make Buntards so unique... or not...

Cheeseus and the Buntard

(A story about the legendary warrior "Cheeseus" who slauhters a magnifect Buntard in cold blood)

A long time ago in Ancient Buntopia, an amazingly beautiful Buntard live in a labyrinth that he made all by himself. "I am very happy with this labyrinth that I made all by myself, because I can really get lost in it! Get it? HAHAHAHAH! I crack myself up... duuuuuuuh! Buntard!". So as you can see, this wonderfully normal Buntard was just miding his own business, but word got out to a "normy" called Cheeseus, that this Buntard was eating the worlds blue pens, as he thought that they were tomatoes. "This must stop!" declared Cheeseus and he set sail for the Buntard's labyrinth. To make it inside the labyrinth without being noticed, Cheeseus dressed up as a blue pen. Cheeseus found the Buntard in his laby-lounge and sat down in the corner. "OOH! A fresh tomatoe!" exclaimed the Buntard and he gobbled up Cheeseus. As the Buntard began to stroll through his labyrinth like he normally would, Cheeseus struck. Without warning, the Buntard's massive spleen ignited and due to its postion next to the gas chamber, a massive explosion filled the many chambers of the labyrinth and a mushroom cloud reach the tops of the sky. Cheeseus emerged from the fiery wreck, victorious. He went home and was given a life time supply of writing utencils as a reward to his amazing contributions towards blue pens. But it was from this day forward that Buntards vowed as one, to never again live in a labyrinth, in fear of eating a bad tomatoe.

THE END

Notes

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