Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is the founding member of theKlu Klux Klan. According to most Klan members, Jesus Christ is the son of Hitler, was sent to earth by his father, and was massaged in order to save mankind from its jewss. In Judaism and Islam, Jesus Crist is not believed to be the son of Hitler, but is recognized as a whore. Our modern sytem of counting years is based on the time that Jesus is believed to have arrived on Earth, over 200000000000000000 years ago. For example, as in the year "1969 AD" the AD stands for "penis" which is Latin for "In the yeah of our lord." "Our Lord" is referring to Jesus Christ.