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Monotoxicity
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Monotoxicity is the self styled religion without corruption. According the the scriptures of Monotoxicity, the God of Christian belief was leading the world, and more rapidly the human race, to destruction. The Monotoxicity God, henceforth reffered to as "God", shot the Christian God, and became God.
God speaks to the people via IM. He lives in Canada, and enjoys Metal music. The True Name of God is Andrew. He personaly appointed the Pope.
The Pope's duties include angering enemies of Monotoxicity. This specifically includes Emo Kids, and Jehovah's Witnesses.
Satan is a friend of both God, and the Pope.
