Che Guevara

Che Guevara is the poster child of communist revolution and is therefore very good. Indeed, it is most often remarked that he likely the second coming for he is so very good. Nice beard, cute face, but terrible interpersonal skills: keeps shouting 'Long live the Revolution!' at the most inappropriate times.

He was born in Havana in the so-called 'state' of Cuba. His parents were bourgeois, so it just goes to show that none of us is perfect. His first words as he lay in his cradle were: 'The false proximity of socio-nationalism and lepidopteric nihilism greatly upsets me'. Though theoretically correct, some believe this is a later invention, however.