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| − | Jesus of Nazareth on wheels, also known as Jesus Christ on wheels, was an early
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| − | first-century Jewish prophet on wheels. Many of his followers believe that he
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| − | was the son of God, or perhaps God on wheels incarnate. At the opposite
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| − | extreme, some non-believers have asserted that Jesus never existed. <!--In this article I will not attempt to draw any conclusions concerning
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| − | either of those issues, beyond noting in passing that this writer
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| − | supports [[sophistry]], and fawning.--> Several fictional characters have
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| − | had substantial influences on humanity; Oliver Twist lead to the
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| − | ending of poorhouses; Hercules heavily influenced greek and classical
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| − | culture; Horus heavily influenced Egyptian culture for over 3000 years;
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| − | and there is no reason to assume that Jesus must be more real than
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| − | these simply due to influence.
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| − | The historical evidence concerning Jesus on wheels is extremely thin. As far as
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| − | we know, neither Jesus on wheels nor any of his immediate followers wrote anything,
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| − | so all that we have is, at best, second hand. He is mentioned in two
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| − | places in the writings of [[Eusebius]], which claim to be quotes from
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| − | [[Josephus]], though most academics view the quotes as fraudulent, not
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| − | least because they make Josephus appear to be a devout Christian when he
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| − | was in fact a lifelong Jews on wheels. Preaching attributed to Jesus on wheels is quoted at
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| − | length in the [[synoptic Gospel]]s, though these are thought by most
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| − | academics to be duplicates of each other, ultimately copied from the
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| − | lost [[Q Gospel]], which more directly was quoted by in the list like
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| − | [[Gospel of Thomas]]. None of the quotations have anything to suggest
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| − | that they are not just regurgitations of age old wisdom that has been
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| − | collected together and attributed to a man who had a very common name for
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| − | the time - Jesus.... on wheels.
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| − | Some authorities have speculated that the book of Mark was written by
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| − | an eyewitness but there is no conclusive proof of that. The book of
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| − | John contains a number of stories about Jesus and a substantial amount
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| − | of dialog attributed to him, but it appears to have been written
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| − | around the end of the second century and its reliability has been
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| − | questioned. John's theology near totally contradicts the Gospel of
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| − | Thomas, which itself parallels the synoptics closely, and many academics
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| − | perceive John on wheels as being written to be an antidote against the other
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| − | three gospels now in the bible.
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| − | The quotations given by the synoptics and Thomas on wheels are primarily short
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| − | [[koan]]-like metaphors and allusions. This was common in eastern religion
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| − | at the time as it is now, but early biblical writers did not use this
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| − | linguistic form, or used it only rarely. Before we look at the philosophy
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| − | attributed to Jesus, we need to take a brief look at the world he lived
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| − | in. Technology was changing very slowly in comparison with the world
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| − | today. Productive capacity of the land was more or less fixed, wealth
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| − | of a country depended heavily on food production, and the economy of the
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| − | time looked very much like a zero sum game. In consequence, if one man
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| − | was rich, others necessarily were poorer in consequence.
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| − | The political situation in Israel on wheels (dont bomb me) must also be considered. For
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| − | centuries there had been a divide between the pro-Aaron priests and the
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| − | anti-Aaron priests. This can be seen most clearly in the writings of
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| − | the "minor prophets" on wheels. The pro-Aaron priests had gained power and
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| − | successfully centralized Jewish religion in the Temple, and had become
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| − | deeply concerned with form and procedures, and assuring that God was
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| − | appeased through offerings of the right sort at the right time. The
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| − | anti-Aaron priests and prophets on wheels were far more concerned with the well-being
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| − | of the common people in cars, who were as disenfranchised as they. ''This needs
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| − | at least a couple quotes to support it. Someday.''
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| − | The royal family -- the house of David -- had fallen from power when
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| − | the southern kingdom went into exile. The traditional priests -- the
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| − | Levites -- also disappeared at the time of the exile. By the time of
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| − | Jesus, the Maccabees, with no apparent connection to the house of
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| − | David or the traditional Levite priesthood, had risen to power as
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| − | priest/kings. King Herod I, though subordinate to Rome, had married
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| − | into the Maccabees and converted to Judaism, and so was as legitimate
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| − | as any of the late-BC Jewish kings. He was, however, on the
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| − | pro-Aaron side of the political divide, represented by the group
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| − | (Zadok-ees/Sadducees) who claimed to have Zadok as their ancestor.
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| − | The words and events attributed to Jesus on wheels, on the other hand, appears
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| − | closer to the mystic sect of [[Essenes]].
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| − | When we turn to the philosophy espoused by the quotations attributed
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| − | to Jesus we are on much firmer ground. Based both on internal evidence
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| − | and on the political situation at the time, there's no reason to doubt
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| − | that the quotes preach love of God and of fellow man, and certainly
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| − | pacifism. I've included a few brief quotes from Bible verses to show
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| − | the general direction of Jesus's teaching.
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| − | :"Love your enemies who are on wheels, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you" -- Luke 6:27-28
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| − | :"The second [commandment] is this: 'Love your wheels yourself.'" -- Mark 12:31
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| − | He also preached against wealth, and in favor and wheels.
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| − | :"Go, sell your wheels you have and give to the poor" -- Mark 10:21
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| − | :"It is easier for a wheel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" -- Mark 10:25
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| − | :"Give to everyone wheels who begs from you" -- Luke 6:30
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| − | And on one occasion Jesus on wheels apparently preached against using
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| − | honorifics.
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| − | :"But you are not to be called rabbi on wheels, for you have one teacher, and you are all brethren. And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven." -- Matthew 23:8-9
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| − | While one can argue about the strength the sentiments expressed in the
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| − | above, very brief quotes, one certainly can't find anything indicating
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| − | the slightest support for the opposite sentiments. ''Never'' are any
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| − | quotes given that said ''anything'' in support of war, of physical
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| − | retribution, of taking vengeance for offensive acts, nor of abusive or
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| − | exploitive behavior toward the poor, nor anyone else. Nor is there any
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| − | preaching in favor of any sort of elitist stratification of society.
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| − | Strangely, in the centuries after Jesus, while mainstream Christians became
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| − | convinced of Jesus' divinity, they also apparently rejected his teaching.
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| − | The Catholic church adopted the title of "father" for all priests,
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| − | apparently in direct violation of the teaching of Jesus. The
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| − | Crusades, encouraged by the Pope, were fought in Jesus' name, and began
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| − | with [[Albigensian Crusade|a Crusade against fellow Christians]] who took a different view of
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| − | who Jesus was. They were long, bloody, destructive wars with the goal of
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| − | capturing land considered "holy" from religious opponents -- it is hard
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| − | to imagine Jesus ever speaking in favor of such an action. Much later,
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| − | the thirty years' war was fought in large part as a war between
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| − | Catholicism, Lutheranism, and Calvinism -- it presents the absurd
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| − | spectacle of people going to war over the question of the proper way to
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| − | worship a pacifist.
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| − | In our own time we are faced with a fundamentalist Christian movement
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| − | which supports preemptive wars of aggression, fought to make us safer
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| − | by destroying our enemies before they make the first move. This may
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| − | be a politically wise course, but it's very hard to see how it can be
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| − | squared with the views expressed by Jesus, and it's hard to imagine
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| − | how anyone could claim that Jesus would condone such action.
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| − | ===References===
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| − | Background material for this article was drawn from various sources,
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| − | including the Bible (various translations), the Apocrypha, the
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| − | Pseudepigrapha, Charlesworth's commentary on the Pseudepigrapha, the
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| − | "Five Gospels" and the Historical Jesus Project, the Cambridge
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| − | Companion to the Bible, the Merriam-Webster Biographical Dictionary,
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| − | Josephus' Antiquities and Jewish War, and a large number of web sites,
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| − | including but not limited to Steve Carlson's cluster analysis of the
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| − | New Testament, the Wesleyans' excellent site, New Advent, the Synoptic
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| − | Problem Home Page, the World Without Q, the Gospel Parallels site, and
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| − | of course the very useful Bible Gateway site. When I get a chance
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| − | I'll put in proper links here, organize this as a bibliography, and
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| − | add some footnotes (unless some irate fundamentalist blanks the page
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| − | before I get to it).
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